coincidenceisallanythingeveris:

Sexual orientation: Middle aged actresses with a sprinkle of super sass and a spoonful of adorable 

(via thisismybloodyfantasy)

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(Source: precumming, via drugsandgrapes)

i wanna start taking webcam selfies so everyone sitting behind me can laugh at the teenage girl

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